#MarriedSex

While Henry and I usually have zomg amazingly hot sex, some nights are just so comical that I can't stop from cracking up. It's wonderful to have a husband who I can totally be myself with, but sometimes I think we let things slip just a wee bit too far in the name of familiarity.

So, one of the reasons why I like having other sex partners? Maybe just a teensy bit more romance and passion and a little less comedy!

Without further ado, my last night with Henry.

We're lying in bed watching TV, and he leans forward to paw at my breasts, as he often does idly. Just one of those irritating little things, I suppose, but we both do it (he has nipple rings I love to twiddle with!). Then he pinched one of my nipples and looked at me sort of expectantly.

S: Are you trying to have sex with me?

H: Yup.

S: So... that's how you're going to initiate things?

H: Uh huh.

By now, we're both just cracking up at the totally ridiculous situation.

S: You're not even going to just ask me? Or how about a little romance?

H: OK. My dear wife, would you like to have sex?

S: *glares* OK. But I deserve better than this.

H: But there will be cookies afterwards!

S: So I should lie back and think of cookies?

H: I hope not. But just think of it as a little bonus!

S: If that's how you're going to try and have sex with me, I might need the bonus.

H: Oh, I'm gonna make you feel good.

S: You always do.

We put on some porn, grab the toys and lube and towels, and start kissing and cuddling. We usually leave porn on for some sexy background noise and only really half watch it, but it's nice to have. Listening to other people's moans and orgasms is great music!

S: Do you want to use a butt plug while I suck your cock?

H: No, probably not a good idea today. We had the beans with dinner.

S: You'd better not fart on my face.

Isn't it so sexy and romantic? How could I possibly want to have sex with anyone else??

Of course, we did get into it and have a great time and snuggled afterwards. But it was pretty funny!